Join the Crooked™ Smile Affiliate Program

Wanna get paid to talk about dabbing gear while you’re already doing it anyway? Apply to be a Crooked Smile™ Dabber Co. Affiliate Program Rockstar.

Huck our gear on TikTok, Instagram, your group chat — we don’t care how you skirt the algorithms and sell our ‘artisan tools’. But if you bring the clients, we’ll bring the fatty commissions. Fill out the form below to apply, go-getters.

Online Affiliate TIPS

Don’t say “dab,” “shatter,” “rosin,” “hit,” “wax rig,” or “stoner life” — not even “420-friendly.”

  1. Don’t post videos of someone using it. Even if it’s your grandma.

  2. Don’t show actual concentrates — even honey might get flagged if it looks too sticky.

  3. Don’t use weed leaf icons, green smoke, or sly little “🔥” symbols. TikTok’s AI will freak out.

  4. Don’t film your product with a bong or dab rig in the background, unless you enjoy bans.

  5. Don’t tag with #420, #weed, or anything that even smells like a sesh.

  6. Don’t use the phrase “for legal use only” — it won’t help and it just screams “flag me.”

Retail & Wholesale

Own a shop? Stock up. We partner with retailers and wholesalers who get it — no suits, no nonsense, just solid margins and gear your customers will actually use.
Hit us up. Let’s get crooked together.