INNOVATION. QUALITY.
STYLE. FUN.

  • Retractable Dabbers

  • Light Dabbers

  • Limited Edition Collectibles

  • Hand Worked Glass

OUR ORIGINALS

The Magical Retractable

Slide & Twist
Available in Glass + Steel

Light Up Your Dab

3 Styles & 3 Colors
+ Deluxe 7 Color Design

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Super Hero Kit
$89.99
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Retractable Light Dabbers
$34.99
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Retractable Dab Wands
$24.99
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Tool Selection
$9.99
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Crab Grabbers
$9.99
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Everyone’s gone Crooked.

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Testimonials

  • Ever try dabbing with a hoof? It’s a mess. But with Crooked Smile Dabber Co. tools, even a donkey like me can scoop, swirl, and serve a sesh like a pro. Precision? HEE-HAW yes.

    -Dankey the Dab Donkey

  • Nothin’ like a fat dab after a double shift—sit back, watch Desperate Housewives, and remind myself their drama ain’t got nothin’ on precinct politics.

    - Sergeant Sesh, NYPD

  • Crooked Smile Dabber Co. turned my sesh into a ceremony. Smooth pulls, no clog, and somehow my shatter hits taste like a five-star dessert. Never dabbing with anything else—these tools got me grinning like the logo.

    -Chief Justice Blazeberg

  • The Lord works in mysterious ways… and so does this live resin. Bless Crooked Smile Dabber Co.—they make tools fit for both the divine and the deeply baked.

    -Sister Mary Ignita, Order of the Perpetually Lit

What makes us smile

Born from an amazing sesh and built for those who live by dab, we smile every time we hear a story from a satisfied customer. If you have a great ‘crooked’ dab story, we’d love to hear it. You can even win some free gear if we like it!

Tell us your Crooked Smile™ story.

Every month we get super lit and read all the story submissions. Then we choose our favorite story, the one that makes us roll, smile, or cough a lung… and we send the author some free Crooked Smile™ products. So tell us your story for a chance to win. No purchase necessary.

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